I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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