I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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