But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
one might say we're banned from that church
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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