I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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