With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize
