Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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