everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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