you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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