remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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