i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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