she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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