It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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