wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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