So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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