he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
