We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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