worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think I sprained my soul last night
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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