stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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