so that wasnt chicken after all
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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