Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i think i have herpe
just one?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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