Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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