How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
