As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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