I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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