This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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