Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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