i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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