Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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