I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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