8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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