I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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