I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She told me I should be a condom model.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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