sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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