You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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