You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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