these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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