Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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