I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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