I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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