Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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