Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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