Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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