I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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