Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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