Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
how does that bad decision feel?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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