She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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