Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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