Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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