Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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