thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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