Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
do herpes really smell.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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