the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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