OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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