Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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