fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
My penis needs a shock collar
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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