Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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