Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
